Completely Subjective 5-Star Review: Wylde Flowers


A lot of canonical cozy games are easy to uncozy. There might not technically be anything missable, but are you really going to let the season roll from Spring to Summer without a large horde of extra crops? Can you really resist the siren song of min maxing? I will often start a farm sim with the intention of ~taking my time~ but that lasts about as long as seeing the cute little pixelated chickens I could buy once I can build a coop, which means collecting enough hardwood, which means upgrading my axe, which means mining deeper, which means buying a new sword… and on and on.

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Completely Subjective 5-Star Review: Harvestella

Harvestella is Square Enix’s major foray into the farming sim genre. As a simp for Square Enix and farming sims, I am basically designed for this game. And it hits the notes. A plotline arc that starts with helping small town folk with their errands and ends with fighting (or becoming) God? An ensemble harem and reverse-harem cast of anime tropes coming to love you? Farming simplified for people who just want to run around with their swords out? Dungeon crawling simplified for people who want to half-play while an episode of Riverdale is half-watched in the background? All checked.

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